The Boobs Thread

 

On Tribe, there was a thread all about boobs.  People kept posting to it for eight months for more than 350 posts.

Here it is in text format in reverse time order so the earliest post is at the bottom.  Each post is separated by an asterisk.

 

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topic posted Fri, January 12, 2007 - 11:22 PM by Bob Collier

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Yesterday, 10:57 PM
The TITle of the topic IS a picture. :-)

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Yesterday, 10:56 PM
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<<Well, obviously the show you were in together wasn't Postcards, eh?>>

Nope - musicals.

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Byron
Byron
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Yesterday, 2:27 PM
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This topic is useless without pictures…

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MONKS
MONKS
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Yesterday, 1:56 PM
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Yeah..."artificial" + "inflated",sounds a lot like Inflate-A-Date.

I am definitely among the "natural" team. I've had girlfriends with small,medium,large and even one "huge tracks of land",size boobs...but all natural. Augmented ones,pardon the pun, always stand out. ( Aside from the fact that most said geniusessess (?) have to A) Announce them to the world and B) Have you grope their sensetive as a sack of cement LIES! ) ( Tongue in cheek,that last bit. ).

That said...once you start becoming a size Queen...beware you don't find yourself being measured up by a Size King! ( N'es pas? )

So,let's seperate the swine from the other swine... Natural or Enhanced ?

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
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Yesterday, 11:09 AM
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<<Why does this never happen in the shows I'm in? >>

Come to Otherbookistan, boyo

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Karsten
Karsten
online 91
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Yesterday, 9:08 AM
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Because you are a "Sound Guy". ;-)

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Yesterday, 9:07 AM
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Why does this never happen in the shows I'm in?

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Diana
Diana
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Yesterday, 9:03 AM
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> They look pretty good (I only saw them clothed). She had most of the cast of the show we were in test-feel them.

Well, obviously the show you were in together wasn't Postcards, eh?

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Wed, August 22, 2007 - 10:22 PM
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I have a friend who was naturally blessed with what she referred to as Triple A's -- very small breasts that were decidedly not in proportion to the rest of her feminine curves, which are, in everyone's opinion, just right. So she had implants, which she proudly informs pretty much everyone about. They look pretty good (I only saw them clothed). She had most of the cast of the show we were in test-feel them.

They didn't feel *right*.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Wed, August 22, 2007 - 10:17 PM
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"STARE INTO THE HIGH BEAMS!!"

Check!

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Carl
Carl West
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Wed, August 22, 2007 - 8:18 PM
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Anything larger then 1 liter displacement, I'll bury my head in.

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Rydell
Rydell Downward
offline 195
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Wed, August 22, 2007 - 6:31 PM
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"we don't particularly mind if boobs are artificially inflated"

Speak fer yerself. 100% natural fer me, thanks.

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MONKS
MONKS
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Wed, August 22, 2007 - 6:18 PM
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Now now...let's keep our focus kids...STARE INTO THE HIGH BEAMS!!

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Tue, August 21, 2007 - 6:48 PM
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"Ha! Otehrbookistan is still way ahead of you (and *without* artificial inflation!)"

That is because "the other thread" uses single word responses which apparently count just as much as witticisms like "BOOBS!"

I think Anna might just win the saltine cracker after all.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
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Tue, August 21, 2007 - 11:41 AM
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(o )( o)

.... So I was thinking about large nipples... so what?

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Tue, August 21, 2007 - 10:44 AM
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Speaking for men everywhere, we don't particularly mind if boobs are artificially inflated.

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
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Tue, August 21, 2007 - 9:46 AM
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Ha! Otehrbookistan is still way ahead of you (and *without* artificial inflation!)

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:59 PM
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301, and quite an ode. (thanx Aviva)

www.craigslist.org/about/be...5630.html

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:56 PM
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

300, or as I like to think of it, 150 X 2.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:55 PM
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Maybe just links!! (no pr0n please)

kindgirls.com/photo.php

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:51 PM
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I think we need to get some pictures in here somehow.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:49 PM
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I just got myself a glass of milk so I can work on breaking 300.

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:44 PM
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"Here's a little motivation . . ."

Diana Please post this in the NFP dressing room.

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 11:42 PM
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"Sweet Mary's Teats! Are you all still here?"

Uh, yeah. At least until somebody finds a better way to feed babies AND sell EVERYTHING.

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Diana
Diana
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 10:23 PM
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i41.photobucket.com/albums/e...boobs.jpg

Here's a little motivation . . .

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:26 PM
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Tonight!!

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:26 PM
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300

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:25 PM
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Break

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 9:25 PM
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Let's

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:34 PM
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Posts!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:33 PM
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300

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:33 PM
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Breaking

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:33 PM
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To

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:33 PM
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Close

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:32 PM
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THIS

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:32 PM
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We're

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 8:31 PM
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Hey

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
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Mon, August 20, 2007 - 1:31 PM
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Sweet Mary's Teats! Are you all still here?

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MONKS
MONKS
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Sat, August 11, 2007 - 9:13 AM
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Television TITles: "The Golden Globe Awards","Arrested Development"

Song: "Booby Trap" by The Dickies

Revision on the whole "realisation after weening thingy"...NO,it wasn't Sally Kellerman in M*A*S*H! A fellow Bay Area born reminded me of something even earlier! In the late 1960's and up until around 1972,Channel 36 ( a UHF channel,no less! ),used to have a station I.D. featuring Carol Doda's photo ( she of the silicon boobs ),and her sexily intoning, "You're watching The Perfect 36!" She wore a rather tight black jumper... WOW! ( They apparently let her go,as she was expanding and inadvertantly hawking for Channel 44! )

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Tue, August 7, 2007 - 9:09 PM
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Fun at work, even if you can't get hold of someone.

www.youtube.com/watch

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Tue, August 7, 2007 - 9:07 PM
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YouTube to the rescue! Match Game 1974.

www.youtube.com/watch

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Shannon
Shannon McCabe
offline 30
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Tue, August 7, 2007 - 2:54 PM
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Oh my.. this thread really took off! Nice. I am a boob man myself...

Love, Shannon

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MONKS
MONKS
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Mon, August 6, 2007 - 5:04 PM
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( $ )( $ ) = Hookers Breasts

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Carl
Carl West
offline 32
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Mon, August 6, 2007 - 3:42 PM
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To realign the posts I've found these

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

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Anas...
Anastasia Elizondo
offline 55
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Mon, July 30, 2007 - 3:30 PM
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This one is for you, Bob.
Ahem:

Do...your...boobs hang low?
Can you swing em to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot?
Can you tie em in a bow?
Can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs...hang...low?

*Cheese*

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
offline 194
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Fri, July 27, 2007 - 12:58 PM
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:D Thank you, Glen! Of course, it's much more fun when you can actually *hear* the song, but fun nonetheless. :P


*goes bouncing away...*

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
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Fri, July 27, 2007 - 9:48 AM
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That's okay Bob - I was pretty surprised the first time I discovered that too. :-)

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 9:54 PM
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Oh, "biggest" surprise was that boobs float in the hot tub. Hey, I don't have any so how was I supposed to know this.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 9:52 PM
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So the first toplessness I saw on film was the scene at the wedding in the beginning of The Godfather that I saw in the theatre when it came out. I wasn't expecting it and the realization that I was about to see a grown woman's breasts hit me a split second before the actual reveal. I was absolutely shocked to see that her nipples weren't erect, I didn't think such a condition was possible but there it was. I was in awe. It's ridiculous, but I can still picture that moment, that and the one where Sonny gets gunned down in a hail of bullets.

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MONKS
MONKS
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 5:14 PM
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Tits For Tots...I mean Tit For Tat...


-- Most unexpected breast sighting (like at that air show) :
Yeah,seems less shocking now,but as a 15 year old on a public beach in Hawaii,a blonde topless jogger,was quite the thing!

-- First time you cared about breasts (after weaning):
First actual realisation as viewing pleasure objects...1970... Drive-In Movies - with parents - oops - Sally Kellerman in M*A*S*H !

-- Songs or videos (like the one that the irrepressible Tanyer posted):
Frank Zappa, "Titties & Beer"

-- Boob jokes:
"So...these two boobs walk into a bra..."


-- Odes:
"I Think That I Shall Never See, A Pair As Firm And Round As Thee!"

-- Breastfeeding anecdotes (people who wisecrack about you feeding your baby naturally really do deserve to be squirted) :
Er...yes,lets all invite ourselves to a free face slapping from the other half..


-- Short essays on the symbolic power of breasts:
They have the power - as history shows - to enslave Man's world!

-- Symmetry?!?:
Erm...rare.


-- Love/hate relationship with your brassiere(s):
Once given a home decorated sports bra by my Ren.Faire fan club...it pushed me the wrong way!

-- Make up your own category here:
Favorite Celebrity Boobs : Bernadette Peters

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MONKS
MONKS
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 5:01 PM
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Mine
Are
Something
Hellish ?

What the...???!!!

Or... "OUCH!"

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 3:14 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
T.V. shows?

How about:

M*A*S*H !

~walks away snickering~

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Glen
Glen
online 191
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 11:28 AM
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"Bounce Your Boobies" - Rusty Warren

available on
Rusty Warren Bounces Back - Jubilee LP, 1961
Dr. Demento Presents The Greatest Novelty Records Of All Time, Vol. 3: The
1960's - Rhino LP/CS 822, 1985
and probably some other funny song compilations


You know girls, it's great to live in a democracy today, where freedom is
everywhere. But girls, we often take this freedom for granted: freedom of
speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But you know gals, just
because a bunch of men signed that Declaration Of Independence in 1776,
doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Oh no, you take Tom Jefferson,
Ben Franklin, John Hancock - he's a helluva guy for you right there! All
these men had wives. They probably had a few broads on the side too. These
women wanted freedom just as much as their men did. But gals, I wonder, do
we? I think it's time that we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think
it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th
century! Be glad that you're an American! Proclaim your freedom! Stand at
attention! Pledge Allegiance! And...

Bounce your boobies, get into the swing.
Bounce your boobies, the swing is everything.
Makes no difference if they're big or small,
As long as you - ooh! - give 'em your all.

Bounce your boobies.
Come on, honey, bounce 'em up and down.
Bounce your boobies.
Come on, bounce your boobies, honey. Come on.

Loosen the bra that binds you!
Take it off if you feel like it!
Come on, bounce your boobies.
Here we go. Doesn't that feel good?
Bounce your boobies.

You know girls, men aren't the only people in the world today that have
something to give, but it sure looks like it sometimes. Just look around
you - men stick out all over the place. Big fat cigars. Big fat stomachs.
And just where they should stick out - phhbtt! - where is it?!

Yes, girls, we know what we've got, and we know what they're worth. So come
on, gals, let's get into the swing of things. Give your boobies some
freedom! All together now!

Bounce your boobies, let 'em rock 'n' roll.
Nudge your knockers, keep 'em hot and so.
Just admit it, gals, it sure feels great
To feel them swingin', ooh, titilate!

Bounce your boobies.
Come on, bounce 'em up and down, honey.
Bounce your boobies.
There, look at that gal, she's goin' at it.
Bounce your boobies.
Oh, doesn't that feel good?
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce,
Bounce your boobies now!

Bounce your boobies everybody!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 9:33 AM
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It must be said the first time I really went "Wow...BOOBS!" was when I was a teenager and saw the World Premiere of Madonna's "Like A Virgin".

What a rack she had, and suddenly...hey! Puberty!

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 6:26 AM
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** " -- Songs or videos " **

There's a song on one of my Dr. Demento tapes called "Bounce Your Boobies". I can't recall who performs it, though. Anyone care to find and post the lyrics? (I don't have the time to search for it and post it right now, or I would. )

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 12:40 AM
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Am I playing dirty?
(with my dirty pillows)
; D

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 12:39 AM
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Really?
*Maybe* on a conscious level, but sub-consciously?

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 12:38 AM
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"-- First time you cared about breasts (after weaning)"
Are you sure you ever stopped caring?

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Thu, July 26, 2007 - 12:38 AM
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Okay. Because I have them, I feel compelled to add the the tit-elation...

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Wed, July 25, 2007 - 11:18 PM
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As most of you know there is a competing thread that is trying to get more responses than this one about (. )( .) Now that thread has lots of boob references in it and I think that is dirty pool in the old 500-replies-first-and-I-win-a-pony contest that we seem to be in. That thread is up to like 282 by now and here we are languishing at 250-something.

Now I just know that all you boob fans out there are just as excited as I am about Winning At All Costs, even if it means that my bosom buddy Ana's thread (the compeTITion) finishes second. After all, we hold up the high ground here, with both hands if necessary, since OUR thread requires more than the one-word responses that the other megathread accepts as a "reply".

So... let's all reach behind our back, or that of a loved one, unhook, and let our bountiful replies bounce us over the 500 reply mark so we can claim participation in the Greatest Thread Of All Time; inspired by that enduring symbol of love, motherhood, and the milk of human kindness, (. )( .) Let's see those replies, preferably both of them at once just like I always envision it happening.

-- Most unexpected breast sighting (like at that air show)
-- First time you cared about breasts (after weaning)
-- Songs or videos (like the one that the irrepressible Tanyer posted)
-- Boob jokes
-- Odes
-- Breastfeeding anecdotes (people who wisecrack about you feeding your baby naturally really do deserve to be squirted)
-- Short essays on the symbolic power of breasts
-- Symmetry?!?
-- Love/hate relationship with your brassiere(s)
-- Make up your own category here

As always, please don't embarrass yourself or anyone else. This is for good clean fun.

Boob

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Fri, July 20, 2007 - 9:55 PM
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Northern Exposure.

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MONKS
MONKS
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Fri, July 20, 2007 - 9:42 PM
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Television or Film Titles,that aren't necessarily about Boobs,but sound like they could be:
( Feel free to expand upon. )

"Twin Peaks","Three's Company","Hogan's Heroes"*,"Charlies Angels","The Hills Have Eyes","Thelma & Louise","Best In Show","For Your Consideration",...




*Liner note: "Hogans" is apparently a 50's slang term for boobs.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Sat, July 14, 2007 - 10:48 AM
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Yes Kurt, the subject is indeed - boobs. Here is a primer in case you forgot what they look like. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
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Fri, July 13, 2007 - 10:50 PM
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I thought it was a snowmans midsection....

wait...

this is about boobs! Sorry.... bad mammory...

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 7:42 AM
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Bilateral supernumerary nipples! ( : )( : )

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Steve
Steve
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Thu, July 12, 2007 - 11:08 PM
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But Glen, based on the invasion thread I thougth your symbols would be (:)(:).

I know its Baaaaaaaad.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Thu, July 12, 2007 - 6:40 PM
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I didn't think it was possible, but we broke the 250 mark.

What fun we seem to be having.

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LORI
LORI W
offline 29
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, July 12, 2007 - 5:01 PM
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yep, an on purpose double entendre.

All for you, Glen, although I am not sure we've met.

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Glen
Glen
online 191
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Thu, July 12, 2007 - 1:32 PM
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ok, wasn't gonna touch the boobs, but had to.

Story of my entire dating life experiences

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: De...
: Denisey
offline 45
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Thu, July 12, 2007 - 12:05 PM
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Don't forget the hot Dickens cider...

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, July 12, 2007 - 11:22 AM
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Calvin

and Hobbes

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James
James
offline 70
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, July 12, 2007 - 9:28 AM
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The pubs need to have a drink name referring to boobs. After all, there is hot, bothered bum.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
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Wed, July 11, 2007 - 7:31 PM
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Oh, Jessamy, I like that!

But what can I say, Danielle's "Girls" are my favorite and so perfectly..... well, TMI if you want more, go see NFPostcards!!

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Jessamy
Jessamy Collier
offline 79
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, July 10, 2007 - 9:51 PM
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Betty and Veronica

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LORI
LORI W
offline 29
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, July 8, 2007 - 6:55 PM
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ok, wasn't gonna touch the boobs, but had to.

I just was behind a car with a license plate holder that said, "My other ride has tits". If I was his tits, the holder would be immediately removed!

But I must say, I do enjoy this topic ::evilgrin::

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Terr...
Terrybug!
offline 75
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Sun, July 8, 2007 - 8:25 AM
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Depends on who I'm with. MOst of my friends call 'em "The Mountains"

I'm inclined to agree.

(My sister just calls them bigger than hers....)

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Alex
Alex
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Sat, July 7, 2007 - 8:02 PM
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Somebody has got to record this. Anybody?

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, July 7, 2007 - 7:13 PM
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Yes, Cleavage Rocks!

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Anas...
Anastasia Elizondo
offline 55
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, July 7, 2007 - 5:53 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Brilliant!!!!

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MONKS
MONKS
offline 20
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, July 7, 2007 - 1:14 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Well...I'm no "Wierd Al" ( Thankfully ),but this ditty stuck in my head,and now it's your problem...

"Cleavage Rocks"
( a disassembling of Ian Hunter's "Cleveland Rocks" )
( aka "The Drew Carey Show Theme" )


One? TWO!
One? TWO!
One? TWO!

(bunch of ah-ah-ahs here)

Traveled the world from sea to sea,
Seen them in all forms
Its such a rude mammitude
It oft inspires songs
All the little boys with eyes full of joys are going
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Shake 'em all around,make them move up and down, going:

Cleavage rocks, cleavage rocks, cleavage rocks, cleavage rocks!
Cleveland rocks, cleavage rocks, cleavage rocks, cleavage rocks!

Mama's got a healthy pair,
Sadly Dad does too!
Seven kids and they all stare
What's a Mum to do?
All the little chicks are rouging their nips, going:
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks
Enticing all the men,gonna flash 'em again,
They're going: Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!

Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!

I got to admit one line makes two
My eyes fell out when I saw you,
I like a knocker but prefer two,
Oh Cleavage rocks, yeah Cleavage rocks
So find a place
To press my face
And yell and scream for more

Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!
Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks, Cleavage rocks!

(bunch of ah-ah-ahs here)

One? TWO!
One? TWO!
One? TWO!

Oh-My-Oh!!

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Steve
Steve
offline 20
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, July 6, 2007 - 7:39 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
>Booberella - the Disney classic about a glass slipper?<

Don't you mean glass bra?????

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Colo...
Colombina
offline 88
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, June 29, 2007 - 3:53 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Damn that's good...what a happy man.

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Molly
Molly
offline 3
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, June 29, 2007 - 10:24 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Ok, I'm new here, and I'm surprised no one has beaten me to it - with all these new Dickens tittles, there will now have to be an Otherboobistan.

And mine are named after the pigs on The Good Life.

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Alex
Alex
offline 6
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, June 24, 2007 - 9:10 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I prefer this song of his.

www.youtube.com/watch

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MONKS
MONKS
offline 20
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, June 24, 2007 - 5:34 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
How could Bob have missed the chance...

"Oliver Tits" ( featuring Mr.Booblow )

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, February 2, 2007 - 8:06 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
giggling, why yes, my dear you are correct in that as well
mwah

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, February 1, 2007 - 11:32 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Hey Danielle - instead of left and right, sometimes mine are big and bigger. ;-)

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, February 1, 2007 - 9:05 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Devil's Dumplings!"

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 9:24 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
as carrie's mother called them
Dirty Pillows

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 9:24 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
hey annika, mine are "the girls" too
but some times left and right

hee hee

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 6:18 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Baps!

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Rydell
Rydell Downward
offline 195
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 5:01 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Bobbledeeboos.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 4:41 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Another name: Austin Powers - 'jubblies' !

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 4:40 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I hope you feel better soon dear. Keep us a....breast of your poor brain's health!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 4:11 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
ow...my poor brain!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 31, 2007 - 11:24 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<or ass boobs >>

we live in an age where anyone can look like an aging plumber <shudder>

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 10:50 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
my pleasure. truly!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 10:50 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
or
ass boobs


which brings 2 of the threads together ... as it were! :)

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Annye
Annye
offline 34
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 9:14 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Mine are Charm & Personality. (The [stage] left one is Charm.)

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 6:50 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<A Bodacious Set of Ta Ta's!>>

That's what I like about you Kurt. You call'em like you see'um.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 5:42 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
From Officer and a Gentleman: A Bodacious Set of Ta Ta's!

Said with a slightly southern twang.

I always liked that one...
~grins~

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Cherie
Cherie Moore
offline 107
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 5:20 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
For some reason, unbeknownst to me, mine are "the boys". Dunno why. They just seemed "boy-ish". This was *before* I had kids, though. They got bigger with each kid! I guess I should re-think their name. Mostly I just call them "Boobies".

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:52 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
> Donkey's Boobs? :)

I think Tijuana just got a new show!!!

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I call mine "The Girls"

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:42 PM
in response to: (. )( .)
Favorite slang term for breasts? (One per person please. You can't have ten favorites.)
There are apparently more slang terms for breasts than there are for being drunk PLUS for liquor itself.

In my mind all of the words for the breast equate to "tit" but I choose the words I use in place of that for the audience and the meaning that I intend to... uh express. And I think that "boob" is the least "loaded" of all. But that's just me.

Discuss.

PS, I never thought we'd get to 200 replies. Ich bin ein idiot.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:32 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Donkey's Boobs? :)>>

I don't know if that's worse than man-boobs (Here's the emoticon: |. .| funny eh?) but I think I can say pretty, uh... firmly that I prefer the female human boobs to either of the aforementioned substittytutes.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:27 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Let's get back on the right track. BOOBIES!>>

Thank you, my dear. (. )( .)

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 4:25 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
<<The original thought was a spice rack...>>

Pete, I suggest you buy Tanya a deluxe spice rack as a penance. Or maybe some real estate. That's what Lucy always wanted, and she had dark hair too.

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 3:01 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Makes last-minute gift-giving a snap!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:43 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Has that ever come in handy?

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:16 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Tracy - Bob will mail you a freeze dried martini for being the lucky 200th poster

Now back to the topic at hand - did you know that I can etch glass with my nipples?

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:06 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
What's my prize, Bob?

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Cat
Cat Taylor
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:02 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Sam Wainwright?

(movie reference)

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Biggun
Biggun
offline 39
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:02 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"two more posts and there will be 200 of them!"

200 Boobies? All with posts? Bring 'em!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 2:00 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Donkey's Boobs? :)

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Biggun
Biggun
offline 39
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:59 PM
in response to: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Peter, it was big of you to own up to it and to publicly apologize. Now back to the original subject....

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:59 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Hee Haw! Hee Haw!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:59 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
La!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Voi

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Cat
Cat Taylor
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:56 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
two more posts and there will be 200 of them!

(take that as you will)

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:53 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
wait, what did I miss?

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:53 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Let's get back on the right track.

BOOBIES!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
NOW...Let's get back on the right track!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:50 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
and talk about anyone's boobs but mine! *grin*

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:49 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Thank you. I accept and appreciate your apology. Very much. I love you and it will all be okay.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:27 PM
in response to: Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
The original thought was a spice rack...but I made the WRONG choice and the WRONG posting.

As said...disrespectful mistake.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:23 PM
in response to: PUBLIC APOLOGY!
You may all admonish me ... I deserve it.

I really do feel bad about it.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
PUBLIC APOLOGY!
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:22 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Tanya and Chris...and all concerned.

I would like to offer my most sincerest of apologies.

The "rack" membership was mine, and it was meant "in fun" with the context of some of the earlier mentions made. In fact...the picture was NOT of Tanya at all...it was, in fact, a random Google image that I had found. My intention was not for it to be insulting...I was WRONG, and I was wrong for doing it. You are all right...it was NOT COOL. I had no intention to hurt anyone's feelings and it was a moment of unthinking rudeness.

I AM TRULY SORRY.

I truly value your friendship, and I do not wish this to tarnish our relationship.

I have deleted the account...and will not repeat this mistake again.

Sincerely,

Peter

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:20 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Someone's gonna get a bunch of fives for that.

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:15 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Disrespectful, creepy, rude, inappropriate and ultimately - NOT FUNNY!!

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 1:09 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Yikes! So thats not Tanya's alter ego? Its someone else? That wasn't cool. I thought it was Tanyer, became that profiles first friend earlier and then saw BC's post and immediately got rid of them from my friends list along with a little message before I did so stating in so many words: "NOT COOL!". Sorry Tanya. Love ya!

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Boyc...
Boychaos
offline 225
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 12:34 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I am far less amused.

Posting a profile of someone's breasts without their permission and pretending that you are that person is disrespectful, and pretty creepy. I would like to see a public apology, and deletion of the profile before the TOU folks gets involved.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 11:59 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
not me. not amused.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 11:11 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the perkiest of them all?

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 10:54 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Just 16 more replies to this thread and Boob owes someone else a martini! However, given the response, he might want to just give up and mix a pitcherful (with extra perky olives).

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Unsu...

Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 10:24 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Thanks, Bob! I've appreciated all the attention!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 9:53 AM
in response to: (. )( .)
Hey Diana, My breast thread has your penis thread uh, ...beat by 100 replies. Boobs RULE!

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Cat
Cat Taylor
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 30, 2007 - 12:44 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Wow, I got behind in my reading and just read this whole thing in one sitting. Y'all are obsessed. I guess that's a good thing for those of us who are amply endowed.... I gotta go check out that other thread now...

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 11:49 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Except to say Sal's Molly has the nicest rack in my opinion.>>

Not to mention one of the most magnificently engineered corsets in the western hemispher. Yeehaw!

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Anas...
Anastasia Elizondo
offline 55
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 29, 2007 - 11:42 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
though my ladies are not large in size (large handfuls I would say) the Areolas are quite large as are the nipples.
And I have had no complaint. So, I think Bob is right.
Breast are great no matter the size of the areolas. It's a Boob and that is what matters.
My only contribution to this.
Except to say Sal's Molly has the nicest rack in my opinion. Ahhh to be so endowed. Or just to hold them.

N E Way

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 1:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Oh, you don't need to welcome me to the world of big boobies. I've had dual citizenship here for many years.

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 1:17 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"My chest is already pushing maximum density. If I put boobs on top of it there'd be no getting past me."

Welcome to my world!

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Beth...
Beth aka Prue
offline 66
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 12:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
James and I were just talking about the time someone suggested a Minoan event for PEERS, and you said "Now, really, who needs to see my nipples?" You MEANT it as "That's SO not necessary," but a table of 8 took it as a sincere question...and raised our hands.

Someone suggests the Minoan event every year, and we just can't get it voted into being.

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 12:12 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
My chest is already pushing maximum density. If I put boobs on top of it there'd be no getting past me.

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erwin
erwin g
offline 15
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 10:37 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
>>big areolas and relatively small nipples?

Ahh, the farthing set upon a penny. I think Mr. Tadger might very well have a sweet spot for that proportion.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 9:07 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Those are great too.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 9:06 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Implants, Tracy. That way no matter where you go...there they are.

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 6:10 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Not me, though. I have insufficient priveleges to take that action.

Sigh.

No boobs for me.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 4:52 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
um, danielle, i think you just helped us all. :)

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 27, 2007 - 1:47 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
( * )( * )
yes, Therese, may i help you

people.tribe.net/fetimah/p...38585730a8

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:20 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<But what about those with big areolas and relatively small nipples?>>

Well, maybe Kurt should be more specific... It isn't clear if he likes the areola or the nipple to be big. At least he managed to spell areola.

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 5:43 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Okay, how about this! I like big areolas! Big nipples are my thang!"

But what about those with big areolas and relatively small nipples?

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Rene
Rene
online 99
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 2:10 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Because of you, Bob, whenever I see the name 'Bob' I automatically think 'Boobs!'

Thank you for making me giggle :).

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 1:49 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<I have the perkiest nipples in christendom - does that help?>>

It really does madame empress.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 1:47 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Now the conversation is moving! Thats my peeps! Once again, however, Bob is late!>>

I like the ones without anything covering them up, thank you very much.

Late indeed, I've, uh... perked up for you all many times over the last FOURTEEN DAYS! I started this thread that is more, uh.. ample than, uh... handfuls of other threads that have, uhh... sagged early. In my estimation this thread is probably making the servers at Utah Street Networks, uhhh... sway a bit under the strain. My cup(s) runneth over, so to speak. Though I may be late in rising to this particular occasion, you have my full underwired support.

Respectfully,
(. )( .)

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 12:38 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Now the conversation is moving! Thats my peeps! Once again, however, Bob is late!

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 11:47 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
i'm quite fond of the pencil eraser nipples myself. especially when they get nice and hard and you can see them through, everything but the baggiest sweater.

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 11:10 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Okay, how about this! I like big areolas! Big nipples are my thang!"

I agree. Hip hip hooray for ample areolae!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 10:30 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I have the perkiest nipples in christendom - does that help?

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 10:21 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Okay, I'm a little disappointed in the pace here. Have we truely run out of things to says about breasts?

Okay, how about this! I like big areolas! Big nipples are my thang!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:44 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<wow... tribe truncates extra spaces... so much for ASCII art.>>

Sad, I know.

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:37 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
wow... tribe truncates extra spaces... so much for ASCII art.

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:36 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
/ \ / \
| (o) || (o) |
\ / \ /

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 26, 2007 - 9:18 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"hey there, you with the stars in your blouse..."

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 10:30 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
( * )( * )
and it only keeps getting better and bettter
MWAH

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 3:15 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Let me tell y'all about 'em, those starry eyes, yah, thats it.....

~thinks to himself.... life is good!~

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 1:40 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
yes bob, didnt' realize other's wouldn't see the pic
thanks for posting that link
( * )( * )
I've got starry eyes for you *giggle and jiggle*
so wait trying to figure out to do hoop pierced ones
( 8 )( 8 )
does that work

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 1:03 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
~laughing~

As to your sweety, BC, ....yes we are! Yes we are! ~sigh~ ~big grin~

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Boyc...
Boychaos
offline 225
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 12:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
>little too much Wonder in his Bra

They're not breasts, they're a portable chinrest...

(Kurts. Not yours, sweetie. We're all in awe of yours)

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 12:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Does that make Jon Carroll our Titular quote master? ;)

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 11:05 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
From a recent Jon Carroll column in the SF Chronicle:

"They're all over, hiding, waiting for you to let down your guard just for a second. Then they will appear as if out of noweher: breasts!"

It seemed appropriate

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 9:26 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<They are NOT real, guys! *sigh* Yeah, I know. I'm wasting my breath...>>

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you

If your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star as dreamers do

(Fate is kind, she brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing)

Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and sees you thru
When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
offline 194
Re: (. )( .)
Thu, January 25, 2007 - 2:49 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)

Ah, that works. Thanks, Bob.

Yeah, okay, they're big. But they are *drawn*! They are NOT real, guys! *sigh* Yeah, I know. I'm wasting my breath...

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 9:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
So what you're saying, Peter, is that there is a little too much Wonder in his Bra?

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 7:25 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
You're too damned perky, Kurt.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 7:07 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Its quite interesting how we bOuNcE around from one consideration to another!

A very perky and uplifting discussion though, I must say!

Okay, enough of this. I must go and excercise. Push-ups!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 6:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
It's a goldurned JUGGernaut!

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 6:19 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Goes right for the JUGGular, don't it?

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 5:53 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
This topic is of parjiggular interest to all!

~hehehe~

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Leigh
Leigh
offline 113
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 2:57 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Oggels well that ends well...

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 2:44 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<No, Bob! A healthy interest in lively conversation on a revered topic>>

I'll grope to that!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 1:39 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Obsession? I'm just sayin. >>

No, Bob! A healthy interest in lively conversation on a revered topic

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 1:21 PM
in response to: (. )( .)
This topic has been in the top few on this tribe for 12 DAYS now.

Obsession? I'm just sayin.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 1:18 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<"Insufficient Privileges". *pout* Oh, well. No biggie.>>

Try this:
eternal-mysteries.org/Bunny/J...bit2.jpg

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 9:51 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I was tempted to use a pushpin to determine the psi

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 9:39 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I'm sooo staying out of this...for now...But, from what very little I've seen, they are big. They supposedly defy physics too.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 9:01 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
ginormous even! wow!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 8:48 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Oh, well. No biggie. >>

Actually, they were huge :)

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
offline 194
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 2:05 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)

** "here's a flash for you (huny buny)..." **

Okay, I was curious, so I clicked on it. I'm guessing it has a "friends only" filter. It came up with "Insufficient Privileges". *pout* Oh, well. No biggie.

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.~Da...
.~Danielle~. "Fetimah"
offline 314
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 7:57 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
here's a flash for you (huny buny)
people.tribe.net/fetimah/p...cd3d95c440
*giggle and jiggle*

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 3:13 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I love it when Tanyer *blushes*!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 2:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<russafrussin>>

My new favorite word!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 12:29 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
*grin* *blush* You peeeples are crazy! :)

And Bob, I know you tried to make good. russafrussin busy schedule! We'll just have to hang out sometime and go for a drink. :)

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 10:52 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
well since you owe both tanya and myself a drink, i think that makes for a great excuse for an introduction, over a couple of bob's famous martini's.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 10:30 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Did you say, ... if I could get my drink to hold still long enough for me to handle Tanya? >>

Uh, no. I would never say such a thing out loud. At least not in front of Tanya. Well maybe if I was drunk.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 23, 2007 - 9:47 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Did you say, ... if I could get my drink to hold still long enough for me to handle Tanya?
Bob! You're sooo bad!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 11:58 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<< he owes me a drink too... and i think he also owes me an introduction to yourself, as i've heard MUCH about you ;).>>

Cristophe, I'd introduce you to Tanya if I could get her to hold still long enough for me to hand her a drink.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 11:56 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Okay, who'll hold their breath to see my rack?>>

Yeah right.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 11:54 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<You still owe me a drink! ;)>>

I TRIED to make good on that drink like TEN TIMES at Dickens.

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 11:14 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
>Okay, who'll hold their breath to see my rack?

Who hasn't seen your rack already you little hussy? ;-)

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 7:14 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
all that comes to mind is Moobs. ack!

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 7:00 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Okay, who'll hold their breath to see my rack?

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 22, 2007 - 12:56 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
nice to meet you as well ;)

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Kaellie
Kaellie C
offline 85
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 11:21 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
>>>Boobs are one of the greatest parts of being alive - whether you're enjoying your own, or sharing them with another - everybody wins. >>>

Or both...
at the same time....

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 10:32 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
*grin*

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 10:32 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Er....golly....well then Hello, my name is Tanya. Nice to meet you. LOL!

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 8:49 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
he owes me a drink too... and i think he also owes me an introduction to yourself, as i've heard MUCH about you ;).

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 8:36 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
It wouldn't be the first time I've held my breath to see titties.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 6:38 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
that would be in reply to Bob!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 6:38 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
You still owe me a drink! ;)

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 6:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
LOL...don't hold your breath!

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 6:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
lol... yeah....too true Pete! ;)

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Caeli
Caeli Garman
offline 73
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 21, 2007 - 8:27 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
That was too m f n funny! Thanks Laurie! Good to know you have so much taste and class that everyone can count on! <mmmwah!>

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 20, 2007 - 5:32 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Good thing nobody is having this sort of competition on the penis thread....

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Rene
Rene
online 99
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 20, 2007 - 11:20 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Damn the French.

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 4:12 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
the french judges are on my side

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 11:57 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
The Soviet judges say he manipulated the proceedings

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 11:38 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Cristophe wins!

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:46 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Well, I *was* waiting to see if she'd do it first.

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:40 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
six

:)

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:39 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
five

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:39 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
four

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:39 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
three

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 10:38 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
two

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 9:43 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I will post six times in a row for a picture of Tanya's rack.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Fri, January 19, 2007 - 9:33 AM
in response to: (. )( .)
Six more replies and someone wins a martini (or drink of your choice if I have the ingredients). Maybe I'll even throw in a boob flash there too, if I can find a willing model, like maybe Tanya who put me up to this.

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Dave
Dave
offline 50
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Not safe for work"

Well, one could argue this could save you from carpal tunnel and hence be required for work:

www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/ga...-194082.php

and

uk.gizmodo.com/2006/09/22...se_pad.html

and

gizmodo.com/gadgets/peri...ad-008993.php

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:07 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Erwin - I have a new Paddy's Day outfit now. Thanks!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 9:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Not safe for work>>

Good thing I'm unemployed. Maybe I could get a job at that factory. I believe in the product...

Oh yeah; they can't hold a candle to you, your majesty.

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Annye
Annye
offline 34
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 4:51 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Oh, that's just SO wrong... (Ouch.)

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Laurie
Laurie Zagmester
offline 112
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 4:23 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
10e.org/mt2/archives/200701/050537.php

Not safe for work

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 12:48 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
"Rosentits and Guildenboob"

took me to the inevitable

Rosentits and Guildenboob give head!

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Katie
Katie
offline 55
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 11:45 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Okay, this just seems like the place to post this:


Song: TUBULAR BOOBULAR JOY
Episode: 519-OUTLAW

Tom: Say, fellas. There sure is a lot of skin in this movie, isn't there?

Mike: There sure is!

Crow (as Jimmy Durante): Yet, despite all the acres of flesh, in this film I just can't come up with a word to describes it.

Tom: Well, I can!

Mike: You can?

Tom: Why sure! (singing) It's breastica-boob-ical, chestica-mamm-ical
Pendular, globular fun!

Mike: Flesh-ical, orbital, mound-ular, scoop-ular?

Tom: Right-o! That's the one!

Crow: Is it glutial maximal, tush-ital, crack-ular, bun-ular, morning 'til night?

Tom: Well, you're abso-to-glandular fanny fantastical
Masta-ca-flesh-ular right!

All: It's area-logical, auto-erotical, toobular, boob-ular joy!
An expose-ular regional, batch-ular pouch-ular fun for girl and boy!
A latisima-dorsical, hung-like-a-horse-ical, calipa-ligical ball!

Crow: A most bun-ular, fun-ular

Mike: Fruit of the Loom-ular

Crow: French-ical tongue-ular

Tom: Whop-ita boob-ular

Mike: Movie of them alllllllllll!!!!!

All: Hey!!!

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
offline 194
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:47 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)

Another email, from the same friend:

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.


There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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*Sil...
*SilverUnicorn*
offline 194
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:26 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)

Funny how timely things can be... A friend of mine, who is not in this tribe and knows nothing about this thread, just sent me this:

For the high IQ set...

Today is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed,
and postulated that if you are attracted to women with
large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Oh be quiet - - - I didn't write this I just forwarded it!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I thought it should be shared here... ;-P

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:25 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Hamlet, tits of Denmark.

Rosentits and Guildenboob.

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:20 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Twelth Boob

Henry the Tit

Richard the Boob

Boobio and Julitit

Hamtit?

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Mr. ...
Mr. Darcy
offline 231
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:18 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Wait - you mean you don't get an endorphin rush from boobies?

sucks to be you!

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 10:02 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
<<Shhh! Bad luck to say the name. Call it the Scottish Tit!>>

LOL

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Beth...
Beth aka Prue
offline 66
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 8:52 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Shhh! Bad luck to say the name. Call it the Scottish Tit!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 8:48 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Love's Boobies Lost
A Midsummer Night's Mammary

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:10 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Tittius Andronicus

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 7:00 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Dare I challenge you to some Shakespear classics?

Like....

MacBoob?

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 6:58 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Bronte/Austen:

Wuthering Boobs or was it Mammery Heights
Perboobsion
Emma('s boobs)
Tits and Prejudice

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 6:35 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
If these boobies have offended, think of tits and all is mended.

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Robin
Robin D
online 111
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 6:29 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
All the Boobs are but platforms (stages) and we are but merely players...

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Annye
Annye
offline 34
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 12:38 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
A Message from the Boobs
All The Boobs Round
American Boobs
Boobery Budge
Bleak Boobs
Boob House
(House of Boobs)
Boobies and Son
Hard Times (Yeah, other topic I guess)
Holiday Romance with Boobs
Hunted Boobs
Little Dorrit's Darlings
Martin Boobiewit
Master Humphrey's Cock (Oh, sorry, wrong topic)
The Boobies on the Hearth
The Old Curiosity Breasts
The Pickwick Boobies

(Okay, obviously way past bedtime... )

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Dave
Dave
offline 50
Re: (. )( .)
Wed, January 17, 2007 - 12:01 AM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Sketches by and of Boobz

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 11:43 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I know I'm reaching here, but could you call Great Expectations just simply Great Tits?


I really need to go to bed now.....
~snickers as he leaves~

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 11:41 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Then there is....

David Cup-her-felt....
wait... that didn't work. Dammit!

a little redemption....

They called him "D-Cup" down on the docks, baby!

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 11:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Or was it...

Our Mammery Friend

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 11:37 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Our Mutual Boob!

Don't you dare call me Mr. Lactate. The name is LAM - lee!!

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Dave
Dave
offline 50
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 11:31 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
I believe that was 'A Sale of Two Titties'

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 9:36 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
A Tale of Two Boobies.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 9:34 PM
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Boobicals we could do at DCF

The Mystery of Edwin Boob
Boobolas Boobleby
Boobiver

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Beth
Beth
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 7:01 PM
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m u ss ttttt rr e es s s iii sssssttttttt

Moon over Boobador


aarrgghhhhhhhh

***screaaaaaaaammiiinngg****

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 3:23 PM
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"Has the Moon lost her Mammaries...."

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Rydell
Rydell Downward
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 3:00 PM
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"Mammaries light the corners of my mind...."

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 2:24 PM
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Boobs Over Miami

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 1:34 PM
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Booberella - the Jane Fonda Sci-Fi movie?


Booberella - the Disney classic about a glass slipper?


All the Boobs Men?

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 12:28 PM
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Given the preponderance of one word titles I think that it would have to be:

Boobs! The Musical

Featuring eight great new songs:
This Sucks Two!
Lay Your Head On My Pillow
If I Were Home To Hold You
Sweet Boobs
Fill Me Up B Cup
Tender
Round And Round
And...
I'll Never Come Between You

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Molly
Molly
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 12:04 PM
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Avenue Boob
Paint Your Boob
My Fair Boob
Sweeney Boob

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 10:41 AM
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Annie Get Your Boob

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 10:26 AM
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Boobadoon
The Boob and I
Phantom of the Boobera

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 9:24 AM
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Les Boobarables?

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 9:14 AM
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Seven Boobs for Seven Brothers
Boob Time
Booblahoma
Boobs Upon a Mattress
Into the Boobs
Boobadoon
Boobalot (we already have the theme song here)


Of course...the song "Tits and Ass" would have to feature in at least one of these....

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 6:20 AM
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The Hills are alive with the sound of music?

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Biggun
Biggun
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Tue, January 16, 2007 - 4:53 AM
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Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang?

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Sharon
Sharon Collier
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Re: (. )( .)
Tue, January 16, 2007 - 3:13 AM
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Or maybe "Lulla-boob of Broadway", "A Boob Line", "Bye, Bye Boobie", "The Boob and I", "Sunday in the Park with Boobs"

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KŲŘŦ
KŲŘŦ
offline 197
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 10:49 PM
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This is all so... so... titilating!

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Anni...
Annika (Cute Evil)
offline 224
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 7:34 PM
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"I'll raise a glass to that!"

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

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Chri...
Christophe T
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Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 2:00 PM
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ah yes, that goes in the other thread

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Boyc...
Boychaos
offline 225
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 2:00 PM
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>Boobs are one of the greatest parts of being alive - whether you're enjoying your own, or sharing them with another - everybody wins.

I'll raise a glass to that!

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 1:47 PM
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"given who you're marrying, peter, one would hope so. *wink*"

Amen, sister...Amen!

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Terr...
Terrybug!
offline 75
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 1:32 PM
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Hey hey hey! I don't try to act grown up! I'm happy being the age I am. Because that's the mental age of everyone around me!!!!

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erwin
erwin g
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Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 1:03 PM
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Not to be Cliff Clavin but...

The words for Ears Hang Low never made much sense to me - until I learned it was the euphemized version of a Soldier's song based on the Turkey in de Straw tune.

They weren't ears in the original... Soldiers never sing about ears. Maybe Bob has an ascii sign for what they were?? I'm thinkin somthing along the loins, I mean lines, of "Oo"

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Cherie
Cherie Moore
offline 107
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 12:33 PM
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Stop staring at ME!!!!!

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Cherie
Cherie Moore
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Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 12:27 PM
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And backache!

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Molly
Molly
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Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 10:51 AM
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"Can you use them as a parachute
or wings that let you glide?
Can you cast a cooling shadow
over most of Colorado?"

Now that's quite an image.

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Hºll¥
Hºll¥ ¢
offline 185
Re: (. )( .)
Mon, January 15, 2007 - 8:32 AM
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Okay, okay...I don't know if anyone else did this, but when I was in elementary school we used to sing the "do your ears hang low" song, but switch it from "ears" to "boobs." I s'ppose you can actually use...eh-hem...any body part...BUT while we're on the subject, change it to "boobs."

www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyri...urears.htm

There are some newer versions to the song at the bottom of the link that are a hoot(er) too! ;)

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Biggun
Biggun
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Mon, January 15, 2007 - 1:10 AM
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The artist is "Rodney Carrington". You can find it on his "Greatest Hits" CD.

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weas...
weasel of MadSal
offline 212
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 11:29 PM
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bob YOur my hero!!
I luv boobs!!! =-)

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Karen
Karen
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 11:10 PM
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YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have any info on who is performing this song?

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 10:22 PM
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<<oh my god i love the graphic. :)>>

Just for you Tanya:
(.)(.) Average boobs, small nipples just below center
(*)(*) Lifted boobs (place hands beneath breasts, lift)
(')(') Sky pointer boobs, you know who you are
(' )( ') Wide sky pointer boobs
(. )( .) Full boobs with small nipples that point to the sides
(o )( o) Full boobs with big nipples that point to the sides
( o )( o ) Really full boobs with big nipples pointing straight
(+)(+) Fake boobs
( + )( + ) BIG Fake boobs
(@)(@) REALLY big nipple boobs
(#)(#) Flat against the shower door boobs
(o)Y(o) Wonderbra boobs
\o/\o/ Grandma boobs
(^)(^) Cold boobs
{.}{.} Lace bra boobs
|v v| Tiny boobs
|.|(.) During mammogram boobs
|. .| A guy

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 10:17 PM
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<<So thanks to a gift from my roommate, I present for your approval... >>

Well, in true tit for tat fashion I submit the following:
www.lunacytoons.com/tittiesandbeer.php

Not really safe for work, unless you work at a titty bar.

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 9:59 PM
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wow...that is just...wow

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Caeli
Caeli Garman
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Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 8:37 PM
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So thanks to a gift from my roommate, I present for your approval...

www.youtube.com/watch

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Chri...
Christophe T
offline 109
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 7:55 PM
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you know, infants get an endorphin rush similar to the rush that one gets from heroin from mother's milk. that's why they quiet down and relax when being fed. unfortunately, as you get older, that effect goes away, but the memory remains. what other reason would we all have for being so obsessed with boobs? then again... they are just wonderful in so many ways that we really have no choice but to love them.

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Anni
Anni
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 7:20 PM
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Thanks Karen ... YAY for boobies!

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Karen
Karen
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Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 7:11 PM
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holy shite - I move away from my machine for like three days and look what I miss.
Apparently, Anni K. has missed it too. I'll speak for her: "BOOBIES!!!"

Boobs are one of the greatest parts of being alive - whether you're enjoying your own, or sharing them with another - everybody wins.

Thanks, Bob

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 5:25 PM
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oh my god i love the graphic. :)

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sun, January 14, 2007 - 5:24 PM
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that song is such an earworm. i've been humming it all day. eeep!

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Jessica
Jessica
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 3:34 PM
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You guys kill me.
And Bob, we love you!!

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erwin
erwin g
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 2:57 PM
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>>in the rain ... on a train

dickensfair.tribe.net/photos/...e3547132

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
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Sun, January 14, 2007 - 7:39 AM
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I love boobies, yes siree.

They are so fun, so FUN, you see.

So let us praise them from afar,

And let us praise them at the bar.

All you men, and girls as well,

A toast to boobies! Man, they're swell.

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Dave
Dave
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:45 PM
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... from the 'adult' section of your Dr. Seuss collection...

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Biggun
Biggun
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 8:08 PM
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I like Boobies
Yes siree
I like them fettered
Love them free

I love them here
I love them there
I love Boobies everywhere

I love Boobies
In the rain
I love Boobies
On the train

I love Boobies
In the sun
Boobies, Boobies
So much fun

Boobies look good
On a fox
Boobs on runs and
Boobs on walks

I'll take Boobies
In the house
I'll even take them
With a mouse

I love boobies
Yes it's true
I love Boobies
Now do you?

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Annika (Cute Evil)
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 5:55 PM
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You're a giver. :-)

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Diana
Diana
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 5:31 PM
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Boobsalot. Ah, yes ... takes me back to 1966. The Fugs recorded that in 1965, but it took a while to get to my neck of the woods. Looking back on it now, they were something of a cross between Howard Stern and Monty Python. And very mind expanding for a good little Southern girl just discovering the world. I don't know if I can blame it on them, but a year later I was living in the Haight-Ashbury, and dancing topless in North Beach ... (she said, with a worldly chuckle).

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erwin
erwin g
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 4:55 PM
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>>An infant looks at his mother's breast and thinks to himself, "Man, I suck at this!" <<

LOL. Seriously. LOL.

I wasn't gonna post, but suddenly I couldn't get this song out of my head. For some reason. Here. Get it into yours:

www.periwynkle.com/musix/Th...20Lot.mp3

~e

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Biggun
Biggun
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 4:23 PM
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<Is there anything they can't cure?>
<Yeah, jogging ache.>

I'll be happy to rub all aching boobs until they feel better.

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Claudia
Claudia Mother of all Mothers
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 4:10 PM
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I think we need to write a musical about Boobs. Hmmmm. What could the name be? "Boobs of Broadway" I'm sure we can name it, (re)write the songs and cast it within the week!

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Aviva
Aviva
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 4:09 PM
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<Is there anything they can't cure?>

yeah, jogging ache.

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Tracy
Tracy Bush
online 87
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 3:09 PM
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Hooray for boobies!

Is there anything they can't cure?

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 1:24 PM
in response to: Re: (. )( .)
Glad you got it off your chest, Bob

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:42 AM
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An infant looks at his mother's breast and thinks to himself, "Man, I suck at this!"

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:40 AM
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<<Thanx to Bob for starting this important thread. It's important to stay abreast of things>>

A proper Englishman must remain firm and stay on top if one is to get the job done. Therefore I shall remain focused on the issues at hand, those things that must be held firmly in our grasp. By Jove I must confess that the entire subject comes to me as nothing less than the milk of human kindness, served in the most natural and elegant fashion. We must take comfort in that most maternal of endeavors, giving sustenance to our most cherished. In closing I refer soundly to the duty of all good citizens to hold their beloved friends close to their bosom.

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Janice
Janice Gutshall
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:35 AM
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I am sorry, I have a slight hearing impairment, can I look at those in braille?

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Paula
Paula
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:32 AM
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You mean those things that blow up like a balloon while you are breast feeding and are never the same after .

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:23 AM
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given who you're marrying, peter, one would hope so. *wink*

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Paula
Paula
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:19 AM
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I've always said you are truely grown up when you stop trying to act so grown up and start having fun again!

Just look at teenagers, they are soooo up tight trying to look like grown ups.

It's the almost a grownup syndrome

Paula

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Bob
Bob Collier
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:15 AM
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<<you realize when you have to act grown up and mature>>

And you realize that most of the time, it isn't absolutely necessary. (. )( .)

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Eliz...
Elizabeth
offline 33
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 11:05 AM
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Further evidence to support my theory that growing up and becoming mature only means that you realize when you have to act grown up and mature!

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Thal...
Thalassa Therese
offline 103
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 10:21 AM
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Thanx to Bob for starting this important thread. It's important to stay abreast of things

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 10:16 AM
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I'll admit it. I'm a breast man. I enjoy a nice tushy too...but I'm a Bosom Buddy.

(No Tom Hanks jokes please)

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Tany...
Tanya. Just Tanya.
offline 366
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 3:02 AM
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Yep...that was me twisting your arm. So glad you complied. This is too funny!

BOOOBIES! YAY!

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Janie
Janie B
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Sat, January 13, 2007 - 12:53 AM
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wicked kool Boob!!! i mean bob!!! you rock!!!

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Pete
Pete Overstreet
offline 203
Re: (. )( .)
Sat, January 13, 2007 - 12:26 AM
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Payback for making me do a spit take that one time in Otherbookistan, Rene. Although it was worth making Bob jealous.

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Rene
Rene
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Fri, January 12, 2007 - 11:40 PM
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I love you Bob.

Thank you for making me snarf my mimosa.

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Bob
Bob Collier
online 98
(. )( .)
Fri, January 12, 2007 - 11:22 PM
This is the thread to talk about boobs. Don't blame me Tanya made me do it.
Please no making fun of people or any negativity or I'll unhappy and delete the thread.

OK, I'll start. (My apologies to Sir Mix A Lot)

I like the boobs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty grin
And those round things in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that top was stuffed
Deep in the bra she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Go ahead people. You know you want to.